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Shit, I hope she doesn't do this to me. I live like 5 minutes to Camp Hill. Damn people over there are so in the back wood. I think they still eat squirrels and raccoons.

OUCH!!
Relationship goes sour as girl, 16, glues boyfriend's penis to his body
Wednesday, July 19, 2000

CAMP HILL, Pa. — A 16-year-old Pennsylvania girl is accused of gluing her 21-year-old boyfriend's penis to his abdomen to punish him for lying about another relationship.

Police in Camp Hill, Pa., said the man went to the hospital but was told there was nothing he could do except soak his penis until it freed itself.

A police sergeant said the two were sitting on the sofa when the girl did it during what he described as "some type of intimate encounter." The sergeant said the girl had the Super Glue and "seized the moment."

She has been charged with simple assault.